FUCK calculus, i need fucking everyone to be required to take a class on Critical Thinking Skills before they’re loosed upon society

my brain: buying things you don't need isn't a sustainable or healthy coping mechanism
me: ok but what if it's books, books are good for you
my brain: ...myeah ok

afro-elf:

this suicide squad shirt they’re selling at hot topic is absolutely killing me

rebelgirlmp3:

i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free

emissary-architect:

mawwart:

emissary-architect:

emissary-architect:

emissary-architect:

emissary-architect:

emissary-architect:

very good things

• when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face
  
• when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 
  
• my dog
  

Her

this is her natural state

An addition

#archi your dog needs a little sweater

You really have a little creature that lives with you that looks like this

Immaculate. Extraordinary. I love your dog

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

ajab-leher:

ajab-leher:

i’m thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

but mostly i’m thinking of this:

powerfulwizard:

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

dredsina:

dredsina:

we have a client whose last name is close to “Styx” and i was joking with my manager abt the name being appropriate because of the hellish nature of the project and he was like “oh i didn’t think anyone else would make that connection! it looks like im not the only one that knows the bible”

well it looks like I’M the only one that knows the bible bc the river styx isn’t fucking in it

my favorite story in the bible is the one about orpheus and eurydice

adambirkholtz:

babygirl i know lore about check please that you couldn’t even imagine